What has two thumbs and a reasonable knowledge of cardiac rhythms and medication administration and calculations?

Documentation training makes me want to gouge my eyes out with a dull fork.

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messrjamesprongspotter:

don’t trust people who don’t get harry potter references

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"Yours is the light by which my spirit’s born: — you are my sun, my moon, and all my stars."
E.E. Cummings (via petrichour)

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Does everyone in Florida misuse velociraptor quote claws?

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tricksofthelight:

troyesivan:

antisociallysplendid:

someone-not-me:

dent-arthur-dent:

drarna:

i love how the two most cited love stories of all time are romeo & juliet and titanic and they both involve teenagers who knew each other for less than a week

and Leonardo DiCaprio played the male lead in both them.

Without winning an oscar for either

somehow we always end up here

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BECAUSE IT’S STILL FUNNY.

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kittenstarrr: Finished! Best onesie I ever created! ♡
My least favorite thing about Florida is that I don’t feel comfortable saying this to anyone yet.
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Out of the heavenly splendour,Down to the trail of woe,God in his mercy has sent her,Cheering the world below;We call her “Rose of Heaven”,We’ve learned to love her so.There’s a rose that grows on “No Man’s Land”And it’s wonderful to see,Tho’ its spray’d with tears, it will live for years,In my garden of memory.It’s the one red rose the soldier knows,It’s the work of the Master’s hand;Mid the War’s great curse, Stands the Red Cross Nurse,She’s the rose of “No Man’s Land”.
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