Who wants to look at my resume and tell me how much Florida should hire me?

Because at the very least, I’m hilarious and they would be entertained.

Tour de Tag Team Turning 2013

because “let’s help each other reposition our patients with pillows under bony prominences to prevent pressure ulcers caused by prolonged immobility” just doesn’t sound as good.

I did get to hang out with Santa, though.
+Nursing Care for Coronary Artery Bypass Graft (CABG) Patients

Note to self: read and reread. 

I CAN’T. Cannot. I have lost the ability to can.

An adult, oriented patient threw pudding at me this morning. HOMIE DON’T PLAY THAT. I refuse to take him back as a patient tonight. 

I’m feeling a bit burnt out on my job. That’s totally normal after less than a year…

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